January 2012
That one friend who always gets super drunk at...
THAT IS THE WORST THING I COULD'VE READ JUST NOW
biohazardkittiekat replied to your post: It would be AWESOME if my parents would come home early
Don’t worry, you’re not alone :)
It would be AWESOME if my parents would come home...
About an hour and a half ago I started hearing footsteps upstairs…I’m the only one home. I waited, thinking it was only my imagination. Went upstairs to investigate after it didn’t stop. Tried to turn on the stairwell lights. Didn’t work. Went upstairs anyways, tried turning on the rest of the lights. Didn’t work. And my dog wasn’t making a single sound....
I'm...gonna go take a walk now.
I hear heavy footsteps upstairs and there’s no one home but me, and all the lights upstairs and in the hall are burnt out and they were working fine earlier. Even the little reading lamps are burnt out. My house and the kitchen are the only places with power at the moment, so…I’m gonna get the FUCK out of here in case demons exist :| Back in a few hours maybe
Listening to The Missed Symphony by Infected...
Why must I explain this so many times...
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
MY PARENTS LEFT FOR A NEW-YEARS PARTY!!! :D
WHO WILL ACCEPT THE CHALLENGE?!
Guy at grandma's party: "Oh, you must be one of...
Me: “Yeah :) I’m Kris.”
Him: “Wes?”
Me:
More Metroid
Part 14: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Skhdjqv4vSg
Part 15: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-Hk-41VP30
Part 16: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5E7ad3OZFw
After proving someone wrong.
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That moment when you're writing a test and your...
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Fixed the spelling
Uploading three 30+ minute videos to YouTube at...
I’ll be back in a few hours
December 2011
spongebob: patrick can you hear me
patrick: no it's too dark
My mother's trying to cut my Tumblr hours >_>
Internet’s getting shut off for the night (morning).
REGARDING THE NEW NAME AND URL.
I had to change it because my mom asked me about my Tumblr, and I didn’t want her to see it when she googled my name, because knowing her she would eventually do that.
Just another day being Kris
OH MY GOD xD Ridiculous 911 calls!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGISHI8GIMA
Eh, I've had worse.
LIKE A BOSS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkTw7J-hGmg
Reblog if you're kissing no one at midnight on new... →
Give yourself a break from all the stress and click here!
WASHINGTON
I showered today!
my friend says if he gets 100 people to attend the...
bleedingshadows94:
You can join by going here: http://www.facebook.com/events/215069138520382/ and clicking “I’m Attending”. Let’s get it up to 100 people! Reblog this now! AND INVITE YOUR FRIENDS TO ATTEND THIS. If you do, I promise video.
...Am I the only one who thought about my dick...
Is it weird that I prefer to socialize with old...
I love this show sometimes :D
He asked for his dad to come home :')
Working on uploading a Metroid Prime 2: Echoes...
I have 13 of 26 videos uploaded so far (MY COMPUTER SUCKS DICK)
Intro scene: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJX3Ah_MTf8
Part one: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q52F-k_UWE
Part two: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYiwgyAP_6Q
Part three: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D78zKQRHBAg
Part four: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHjCUvYmmlw
Part five: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5YXY35ogDQ
Part...
Nope, second :P
biohazardkittiekat replied to your post: AND NOW, I MUST SHOWER!
Wow, his first shower since winter break started ._.
AND NOW, I MUST SHOWER!
YES! (sadly no, but she's done a very good job of...
ellievicious replied to your post: Well she runs Whatcom County and has for more than 50 years now…I think she deserves it xD
Will there be lots of drugs and strippers?