Okay, so there’s this “Winter Ball” coming up this Saturday…
People pay $10 per person to go to it. Half the lights are on. The DJ only plays the PG music that’s overplayed on every popular radio station. The girls are sluts and will grind with any guy, and even switch between guys, in front of all their teachers who are standing around on the dance-floor observing. Then the next day you ask if you can get together with the slut that was rubbing her ass on your crotch and she says “ha…no. I don’t like you, it was just a dance”.
Know what’s way more fun and FREE? Going HOME without buying a SUIT, dimming the lights, playing some GOOD music, having REAL SEX with ONE GIRL in private.
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bleedingshadows94 said:
OR GOING TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY. When they asked “What music should we play?” at the table, I was like “How about we get the fuck out of here and go to Jeremy’s party” by Angr-E Jeremy?
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